You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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