Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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