This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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