Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he puts the penis in happiness.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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