i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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