You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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