we're blogging at a bar
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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