Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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