Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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