Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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