I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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