It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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