real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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