dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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