: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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