I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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