My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Randomize
