Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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