pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I cannot find my penis.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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