she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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