Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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