I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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