have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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