I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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