Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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