i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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