She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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