Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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