I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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