i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
