I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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