I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Will exercising make me less horny?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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