TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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