If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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