you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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