his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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