i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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