I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Randomize
