Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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