I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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