like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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