hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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