i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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