just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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