Fine. I'll sleep in my office
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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