I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
