Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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