I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
are you so shy because you have an std?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Sorry my hands just texted you
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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