Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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