You're completely useless in the revolution.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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