I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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