There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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