How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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