I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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