apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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