Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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